Due to the new marketing tactic of "Twilighting" covers of classic books, Smart Bitches, Trashy Books is running a competition.

Here's my entry. It probably isn't as ridiculous as it needs to be - because given some of the more stupid examples, I wouldn't be surprised to discover that they've already done it. Old-school abusive boyfriends and self-absorbed friendless heroines and all...



And for girliejones since you are probably due for a reprint: